Saturday, December 19, 2009

How to dump a Chick in six words or less

Extract from the Article #10 of the Bro Code

How to dump a chick in 6 words or less:
Say this :

1. Maybe try a side salad instead.
2. Cute, you`re growing a mustache too!
3. She looks like a younger you.
4. I will finance a boob-job.
5. Sorry I threw your shoes out.
6. You sister let me do that.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Chick Drivers

Am pissed off today with chick drivers.... look at what i found about chick drivers..

From the unofficial Chick Code..
  • A chick shall not operate a motor vehicle in a safe manner. Corollary: If a chick does operate a motor vehicle, she will at least hit someone.
p/s: To keep ranking in track, a chick should post the following rank at the side of her car using the following format.

sigghh... chick drivers...